Greek Deity Statue Smartphone Selfie Illustration

Create a completely original adult marble statue of a Greek deity with no source in any specific museum sculpture. Give the figure generic curls, drapery, and an idealized adult face. Add modern black sunglasses; one hand raises an original unbranded phone for a selfie while the other naturally arranges the drapery. Match the phone angle to the gaze and render complete fingers. Use a simple colonnade and warm sunlight to reveal marble weathering, chisel marks, and curl depth. The humor comes from the contrast between ancient and modern objects, not parody of a particular religious ritual or sacred text. Do not copy a famous statue pose, branded phone, juvenile body, extra fingers, or garbled screen.